Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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