The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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