cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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