I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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