I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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