You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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