what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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