Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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