I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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