So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.