Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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