so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!