What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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