how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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