i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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