finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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