I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Randomize
