areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
drinking out of a sandbucket again
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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