I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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