So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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