is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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