Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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