When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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