just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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