he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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