My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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