You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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