I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
its liver damage thursday
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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