they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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