I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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