this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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