You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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