Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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