She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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