you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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