All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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