That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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