Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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