My Higher Power is John Stamos
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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