Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Randomize
