He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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