That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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