I don't think brook has ever known best
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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