I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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