it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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