I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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