At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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My liver just had a heart attack.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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