i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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