Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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