i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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