so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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