The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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