grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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