i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i drank out of a bidet.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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