party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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