Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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