i jhust puked up my retainher.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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